Random Musings Of A Disturbed Mind

The last couple of weeks have turned out to be pretty decent. I hooked up with an old 'friend with benefits' and broke my fucking bed! Hell yes! Go big or go home! Nobody does it better...let me tell you! I do believe he is back on my schedule after that! So much fun being single sometimes. At work they dialed back the stupidity and reverted a process that coulda/shoulda worked, but absolutely didn't. Another Hell yes! I'd love to say that this has improved the stupidity of some people, however I cannot - at least not with a straight face. I had applied for an internal job and didn't get it. Mostly because I really didn't want it, I'll be honest about that. I was kinda mad about being taken for granted in my current position and it seems that was the nudge that everyone needed. Wasn't exactly my intention, but it sure has worked out in my favor. Hopefully my not-so-prudish-yet-really-uptight coworker will go on her kid-sprouting leave sooner rather t...

So, this week has been one of the worst weeks I have had in a long time. EW. I got exceptionally pissed off at being taken for granted and applied for a new job. Same company, just a different position/department. So many things have happened in the last 2 hours, I am pretty sure that my head just might explode. Mr. Sweetpants - this guy I kinda liked - I think he's going on vacation. On vacation with someone else. Guess that was something I thought it wasn't. At least I didn't go there because if he is going with this specific person, I may throw up. This specific person is a full on wack job. I mean, she's literally insane. She told her xboyfriend she was dying to get his attention. Sad and pathetic. I must have been kidding myself anyways, I mean - I know at least one person he's slept with. She's not so discrete, let me tell you. Well, I'm not really going to tell you anything other than this. 'It was ok. I mean, I've had better'. So funny ...

Tell me please! You meet a guy and he totally makes the first move toward talking to you and flirting with you. You ask him if he's hitched or not and he won't answer you. That tells me he's HITCHED and trying to get a little side action going. But then again, who knows for sure? Hold on, let's start at the start. So, this guy I work with suddenly starts talking to me out of the blue one day. He always talks about being naked. So of course, I shoot back with something naughty, because it's the right thing to do. LOL! He's a nice enough guy and I figure it's all naughty joking because that's how I am. I make everything into a joke. If you aren't laughing, you're crying and that is never fun (unless you're watching The Notebook with a guy). I make a joke about sexual positions and he replies with how he likes it. Totally wasn't expecting that reply. I laugh hysterically for about 10 seconds then sit there staring at my computer monitor i...

First off, I am not judging anyone for anything. I'm just offering some advice if you find yourself in a situation. I have found myself in this position and learned the hard way how to survive it! Keep in mind I am saying this from a single, straight woman's point of view. There are two types of relationships you can have with a married man. #1 - The Mistress #2 - The Booty Call Let's talk about each of them. The Mistress When you're the mistress, you get an actual relationship. You get the dates, the gifts, the 'I love you's', the weekend getaways and the promises of a wonderful life together. You also get lies, deceit & frustration. Here's how it all starts out. You've met someone and he seems perfect. You go out to dinner and get talking about your lives - what you do for a living, etc, etc. He kisses you on the cheek to end the evening. He calls you the next day and asks when he can see you again. Next thing you know, your on your ...